/* * All nicknames changed for confidentiality */ (07:35:07) My Nick: One day, old Linus was aboard the H.P.C. Tux, sitting hacking at Linux -- Power PenguinPC's are just so much better then regular penguins :-P (07:35:35) My Nick: When a Kraken came a knock'n on his cabin door. And threw him in the county lockup (07:36:54) My Nick: One day, the great Microsoft corruption posted that they had 'acquired' the rights to all Linux code past and present through a will. (07:37:03) A Nickname: laugh out loud (07:37:13) A Nickname: Microsoft would wreck it (07:37:44) My Nick: RMS & ESR got together and sat a think'n on how to save the day (07:38:01) My Nick: RMS: Surely they have taken him prison ! (07:38:08) My Nick: ESR: But where ?? How ! (07:38:20) My Nick: RMS: There is only one place !, Bills Bunker (07:38:31) My Nick: ESR: We must go at once and rescue him forth with ! To the emacsen (07:38:44) My Nick: RMS: Careful, to only route to Bill's Bunker is by hacking in QBASIC (07:38:47) My Nick: ESR: ... (07:39:24) My Nick: The two legends started hacking away at QBASIC leaving a trail of bugs behind them. Till they fell off the end of the Internet and landed right next to Linus in Hackers Hell (07:39:48) My Nick: Linus: Hey ! get me to !$#$ out of here (07:39:59) My Nick: RMS: Uhh, I didn't think of that.... (07:40:19) My Nick: ESR: I know how but it is indeed not pleasant.... We must go back and fix all our bugs. Using QBASIC (07:40:34) My Nick: Linus: Oh GOD no, we can just rewrite Windows (07:40:44) A Nickname: heh (07:40:51) My Nick: Six billion man hours later, they broke out and hit the court house. (07:41:48) My Nick: Steve Ballmer: All your base are belong to us! (07:41:53) A Nickname: heh (07:42:35) My Nick: The mighty war PC's of the free Software Fleet and BSD Hackers stood tall (07:43:22) My Nick: A massive battle ensured, the E.S.S. SUSE was capsized as Hovsepian jumped ship (07:43:41) My Nick: In the end, all were destroyed but a single Operating System. (07:43:45) My Nick: Emacs !!!!!!! (07:43:48) A Nickname: Linux (07:43:50) My Nick: < the end > (07:43:57) My Nick: lmao, I really need a life (07:44:05) A Nickname: laugh out loud
Maybe I should just sleep instead of looking for good code to read.