"It's 5:50 a.m., Do you know where your stack pointer is?"
I saw this one and I couldn't help but smile :-)
Especially since if I get any decent edits done, it's usually after 0500 when I get to sleep.. and a fair bit of time using GDB hehehe.
"Programming is a lot like sex. One mistake and you could have to support it the rest of your life."
"You can't make a program without broken egos"
"There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works. "
"You never finish a program, you just stop working on it."