You might be a Floridian if...
A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store,
but everything to do with shade.
-- well duh
You know the four seasons really are: almost summer, summer,
not summer but really hot, and Christmas.
-- so true, it burns!
You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up for.
You dread lovebug season.
-- reminds me of a road trip
You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane list. They aren't Hurricane Charley, Hurricane Frances...but Charley, Frances, Ivan and Jeanne.
-- Don't forget the old farts!
You were twelve before you ever saw snow or you still haven't.
-- Hey, I *still* had to move out of state for that lol