I got the worst fortune after having a condom break
"Even the smallest leak can sink a ship"
Damn Asian Cookies
*rolling on the floor laughing my freaking rear-end off*
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-= fortezza] if I push my honda over a cliff, how fast will it get to 60mph?
-= x1bncwn] the same speed as the viper
-= x1bncwn] :P
The others, are at best rated NC-17 or generally offensive in anture, but still funny lol.