In addition to the proverbial corn cob up my ass, I've finally managed to push my own button! Decided to shave for the first time in I've lost track how long, started wondering whether or not there's still a human underneath it all. And then I cut my throat lol. Over the years I've become quite adapt at shaving with a very bad mood, and never leaving a scratch; which makes this all the more infuriating. Couple paper towels and a bit of red stuff later, it's settled down.
and now I am officially pissed.