Well, I've about had it for the day. The one goal I've had was to shave and get cleaned up, her royal pain decided to go shopping before her job interview, so that was delayed. To top it off while passing the time with my laptop, waiting for her to get back from the interview; I found an error in the systems git package.
When leaving, we was pulling out of a very tight space and this little piece of plastic sticking out of the bumper caught on the neighbouring car. It left a small ~1" scratch on the other cars fender and took off most of ma's bumper. The fords front bumper has been hanging by a thread for over a decade with a large gash and shards sticking out, because when it was smashed up back in Florida by someone that ran a red light, my mother didn't spend any of the insurance money on fixing her bumper lol.
Waited for the owner of the other car and apologized for the scratch, she didn't care but took ma's insurance information and gave us her name/number just in case. Unlike some people in my family, I hold myself responsible for my mistakes; some people just drive off. If I fuck up, I admit it.
Tending to the family ford wasn't much problem, the bumper is just like 3mm of painted plastic with a strip of hardened rubber glued on the front. Borrowed a scissor for cutting off the rubber link and adjusted the straps to keep the bumper hanging. Ma has had it hanging half off in one corner for years with plastic cords hooking it to the hood anyway.
Afterwards my mother asked if I thought I should still have my license after this, and I told her that I've seen her do much worse herself, and reminded her that she has been driving for over 40 years; by contrast I only started driving about 10 months ago. Actually now that I think of it, I haven't even been driving for 10 months, because ma pissed away like January through May or April before she even let me drive the fucking car <_<.
As to what sort of things she has done over the years, in fact, if you search through my journal far enough, you'll find a record of ma smashing the rear bumper in the grocery store parking lot, and just driving off illegally. Now how is that for being a responsible senior citizen?