Hehe I think these rock

    * "Unix is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity." – Dennis Ritchie
* "UNIX was not designed to stop its users from doing stupid things, as that would also stop them from doing clever things." – Doug Gwyn
* "Unix never says 'please'." – Rob Pike
* "Unix is user-friendly. It just isn't promiscuous about which users it's friendly with." – Steven King
* "Those who don't understand UNIX are condemned to reinvent it, poorly." – Henry Spencer

The funny thing, is th last one is true in a way lol.