You might be a Floridian if…

Thanks Noles 🙂

You might be a Floridian if…

A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store,
but everything to do with shade.
— well duh

You know the four seasons really are: almost summer, summer,
not summer but really hot, and Christmas.
— so true, it burns!

You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn’t worth waking up for.
— xD

You dread lovebug season.
— reminds me of a road trip

You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane list. They aren’t Hurricane Charley, Hurricane Frances…but Charley, Frances, Ivan and Jeanne.
— Don’t forget the old farts!

You were twelve before you ever saw snow or you still haven’t.
— Hey, I *still* had to move out of state for that lol