How much coffee could a code monkey slurp, slurp, slurp?
Depends, how much coffee was there to guzzle, guzzle, guzzle?
Look, the coffee pot is dry! Oh shit, there’s an evil glean in his eye!
Quick, it’s time to make some more coffee before the world ends.— my passing thoughts between cups
Famous last words? “Damn it, Amazon. Don’t show me coffee makers!”
There’s a web abbreviation that I took a long time to learn, called “TIL” or “Today, I learned”. Well, I’m gonna call this one closer to “Today, I giggled” :P.
Trojan Room coffee pot – Wikipedia
And somehow this makes perfect sense to me.
There are days when I can sympathize with Mr. Spock’s plight in The City On The Edge Of Forever.
“I am endeavoring, ma’am, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins.”
Haven’t really scrolled through Pluspora in a while, but this one made me giggles snort.
Willow’s log, supplemental
Human slept in late. He was tired.
We went for a morning walk, it was nice. I got to sniff many plants, and pee on a few of them.
After Misty’s walk, human disappeared to do stuff. I was told to stand guard.
Human came back. He gave us hash browns. Also treats. I love treats.
Human sat at his desk typing things. I took a nap. He was still typing when I woke up.
There was a loud ringing sound, and then human had to go do some actual paper work.
When he came back, I got another walk. It was great, but I wish that we had gotten a few more laps in.
Foolish human went back to typing. I went back to a nap, after treats were given.
Human made this thing called sweet tea. He asked my thoughts, but drank half a glass without sharing.
There was more napping and typing.
Watched human start making dinner, and cleaning the kitchen. Foolish human, you should take nap like me.
Human made much deliciousness, but did not share the food. I was sad.
Oh my gosh, treats! Honest to goodness, meaty delicious treats! GIVE ME!!!! OM NOM NOM!!!!
I am so full. I wish human would give me more treats. For some reason: he says I must eat dog food now.
Human says paw prints are hard to clean off keyboards. I do not understand this.
Wait, am I getting a treat for all this good typing?
US government lists fictional nation Wakanda as trade partner
If you’re going to have a test, you may as well give interesting results? I don’t know what the definition of staff test is in such a context, but I like the results, lol
Okay, if there could possibly be more boob references it would require a longer video….LOL
Rebooting for the modern age:
BSD: time for kernel updates.
Linux: power outage finally won.
Android: dog ate the charger.
Windows: every update and driver fart.
Chromebook: whenever it gets funky.
iPad OS: more often Chromebook but same concept.
In vague order of frequency, lol
This is what happens when you cross a tablet with a 1980s phone
Kinda instantly snickered slash rolled on floor cackling as I saw this. Apparently, being a real product it sounds like the only thing missing is the ability to plug it into a phone jack.