US government lists fictional nation Wakanda as trade partner
If you’re going to have a test, you may as well give interesting results? I don’t know what the definition of staff test is in such a context, but I like the results, lol
Jokes
Okay, if there could possibly be more boob references it would require a longer video….LOL
Rebooting for the modern age:
BSD: time for kernel updates.
Linux: power outage finally won.
Android: dog ate the charger.
Windows: every update and driver fart.
Chromebook: whenever it gets funky.
iPad OS: more often Chromebook but same concept.
In vague order of frequency, lol
This is what happens when you cross a tablet with a 1980s phone
https://www.techradar.com/news/this-is-what-happens-when-you-cross-a-tablet-with-a-1980s-phone
Kinda instantly snickered slash rolled on floor cackling as I saw this. Apparently, being a real product it sounds like the only thing missing is the ability to plug it into a phone jack.
45 Dad Jokes That Are Actually Funny
Unsure if funny or sense of humor just getting old.
In Battlestar Galactica ’04 there is a reoccurring greeting between Adama and Starbuck that goes something like this:
What do you hear?
Just the rain.
Then grab your gun and bring in the cat.
Watching s04e13 The Oath, when Galactica defends into mutiny there’s a scene where Kara saves Apollo’s ass, showing up with a pistol in each hand as he’s being led away by a hit squad.
I may have recalled this greeting and pictured Lee with whiskers….lol
Explaining to dogs that refried beans are not for them is bound to never go well. Ending with “If I gave you this: you would fart, and we would all die”, is probably not the best idea either.
Screen Rant: The Doom Doot Meme Explained | ScreenRant
Why, oh Internet, am I only just now hearing about this meme? Also someone put this on a T-shirt, stat!
Lincoln versus the lighthouse
This is the transcript of a radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.
Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a Collision.
Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States’ Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that YOU change your course 15 degrees north, that’s one five degrees north, or countermeasures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
Most awesome urban legend ever.
Do you really want to put one of these to your ear or anywhere near your precious fingers?
source: Android Police.
Or one of these?
I like my fingers in tact, thank you!