Jokes

Chuckle of the day, 2009-04-13 in #vim

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   viking | "Viper, an emacs package providing Vi
                emulation on top of Emacs."  i don't know what
                to say
     jamessan | Vimacs : Vim-Improved eMACS: Emacs emulation
                for Vim
 SAS_Spidey01 | HAHAHA
 SAS_Spidey01 | thank you jamessan, I haven't laughed like
                that in a while xD

rofl

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http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/The-Super-Hacker.aspx

on man, this ones got me rolling on the floor laughing my butt off – what a great way to make a buck

funny qotd

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The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she
knows that the average man can see much better than he can think.
— Ladies’ Home Journal

At the bottom of my login profile is a `[ -x /usr/games/fortune ] && /usr/games/fortune -aes` line that likes to generate odd messages haha

this is something I would do

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This linguistics professor was lecturing the class.
“In English,” he explained, “a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.”
“However,” the professor continued, “there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.”
Immediately, a voice from the back of the room piped up: “Yeah….. right….”

mm, bash.org is making this a laughing day lol

Chuckle of the day, 2009-03-29

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Quote #877975:

I got the worst fortune after having a condom break
what “Even the smallest leak can sink a ship”
Damn Asian Cookies

*rolling on the floor laughing my freaking rear-end off*

additionally:

#26985 +(75)- [X]

-= fortezza] if I push my honda over a cliff, how fast will it get to 60mph?
-= x1bncwn] the same speed as the viper
-= x1bncwn] 😛

The others, are at best rated NC-17 or generally offensive in anture, but still funny lol.