I have to little time on my hands

Some times I think I must be drunk off of thin air ^_^

* All nicknames changed for confidentiality
(07:35:07) My Nick: One day, old Linus was aboard the H.P.C. Tux, sitting
hacking at Linux -- Power PenguinPC's are just so much better then regular
penguins :-P
(07:35:35) My Nick: When a Kraken came a knock'n on his cabin door. And
threw him in the county lockup
(07:36:54) My Nick: One day, the great Microsoft corruption posted that
they had 'acquired' the rights to all Linux code past and present through a
(07:37:03) A Nickname: laugh out loud
(07:37:13) A Nickname: Microsoft would wreck it
(07:37:44) My Nick: RMS & ESR got together and sat a think'n on how to
save the day
(07:38:01) My Nick: RMS: Surely they have taken him prison !
(07:38:08) My Nick: ESR: But where ?? How !
(07:38:20) My Nick: RMS: There is only one place !, Bills Bunker
(07:38:31) My Nick: ESR: We must go at once and rescue him forth with ! To
the emacsen
(07:38:44) My Nick: RMS: Careful, to only route to Bill's Bunker is by
hacking in QBASIC
(07:38:47) My Nick: ESR: ...
(07:39:24) My Nick: The two legends started hacking away at QBASIC leaving
a trail of bugs behind them. Till they fell off the end of the Internet and
landed right next to Linus in Hackers Hell
(07:39:48) My Nick: Linus: Hey ! get me to !$#$ out of here
(07:39:59) My Nick: RMS: Uhh, I didn't think of that....
(07:40:19) My Nick: ESR: I know how but it is indeed not pleasant.... We
must go back and fix all our bugs. Using QBASIC
(07:40:34) My Nick: Linus: Oh GOD no, we can just rewrite Windows
(07:40:44) A Nickname: heh
(07:40:51) My Nick: Six billion man hours later, they broke out and hit
the court house.
(07:41:48) My Nick: Steve Ballmer: All your base are belong to us!
(07:41:53) A Nickname: heh
(07:42:35) My Nick: The mighty war PC's of the free Software Fleet and BSD
Hackers stood tall
(07:43:22) My Nick: A massive battle ensured, the E.S.S. SUSE was capsized
as Hovsepian jumped ship
(07:43:41) My Nick: In the end, all were destroyed but a single Operating
(07:43:45) My Nick: Emacs !!!!!!!
(07:43:48) A Nickname: Linux
(07:43:50) My Nick: < the end >
(07:43:57) My Nick: lmao, I really need a life
(07:44:05) A Nickname: laugh out loud

Maybe I should just sleep instead of looking for good code to read.

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