An orange in an apple orchard
The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she
knows that the average man can see much better than he can think.
— Ladies’ Home Journal
At the bottom of my login profile is a `[ -x /usr/games/fortune ] && /usr/games/fortune -aes` line that likes to generate odd messages haha
If you were sent to prison for an undefined amount of time, what would you miss most?
Live Journals Writer’s Block
Probably programming!
Honestly, I can’t fathom what it would be like to not program stuff…. if I didn’t have a computer or something, you’d probably find me rewiring old electronic gizmo’s into something new and strange, or building a robot…. or accidentally electrocuting myself in the process lol.
(that being said, if I had the resources I would try building my own PDA, and probably have to watch the FCC confiscate it or something :-(.)
sub ... {
my $coderef = sub {
function body ...
};
...
$coderef->(args);
}
i3lack0p | so is there an exit script for blackbox? │
SAS_Spidey01 | 'exit script' ? │
i3lack0p | yea when a user request to log out of a │
blackbox seesion is there a script that will │
execute │
i3lack0p | before the user leaves │
SAS_Spidey01 | somehow I think blackbox enter and exit │
scripts are delegated to the 11th power of X │
i3lack0p | what │
i3lack0p | .blackboxrc is the startup script is there an │
exit script │
-*- SAS_Spidey01 bangs head against wall │
note: Blackbox = Window Manager for X11; .blackboxrc = x resource file which is != a script.
mm, bash.org is making this a laughing day lol
I got the worst fortune after having a condom break what “Even the smallest leak can sink a ship” Damn Asian Cookies
*rolling on the floor laughing my freaking rear-end off*
additionally:
#26985 +(75)- [X]
-= fortezza] if I push my honda over a cliff, how fast will it get to 60mph?
-= x1bncwn] the same speed as the viper
-= x1bncwn] 😛
The others, are at best rated NC-17 or generally offensive in anture, but still funny lol.
spent most of my day in the proving grounds, and a little time on the hallway. Really, I was rather surprised: my first trip down the hallway I was making good accuracy, good pace (for an old fart), until I got to the nearly bullet proof potted plant and the 9mm roller skater next to the hostage lol.
http://www.ibm.com/developerworks/linux/library/l-gas-nasm.html
last line read: NASM uses the resb, resw, and resd keywords to allocated byte, word, and dword space in the BSS section.
(back in dec/jan or so, I was trying to learn some asm using examples in GAS and the NASM manual; wish I had time to restart those studies!)
Willow laid down on the floor eating something and I called out, “did you give her a carrot or something?” (the Vet Tech proscribed healthy-snacks lol) and Ma answered back No, as the dog ran out of the room.
I found Willow on the floor behind the cache trying to eat it, but didn’t see it… to me it looked like it might’ve been a big piece of bird seed, I couldn’t get it out of her mouth so I commanded her to “split it”, she did…. surprise, surprise – it was Ma’s Vitamin E softgel! She did it once with a calcium pill, that looked just like her interceptor (worm-preventive) pill; but hid it because it didn’t taste good enough to chew haha; after that she stopped eating her interceptor like candy. This time, I guess the vitamin E must have tasted good :
“Bad giir… good girl for spitting it out, but bad girl for taking it!”
So I swapped it with a marrow bone, and Willows all the happier lmao.
Dogs are just like kids, gotta watch them close or don’t be shocked at what ends up in their mouths when you’re not looking lol.
